an ode to no shave november
No Shave November in Haikus It's said that haikus are a form of poetry that express natural beauty. I thought there was no better way to show my feelings for No Shave November in an eloquent, poetic way. For those of you who aren't familiar with this art form, the first and last lines are 5 syllables and the middle line is 7 syllables. So here it goes: A Gentle Reminder Boys with beards are gross Shave it off right now or I'll Punch you in the face If you can't pull it off, please don't do the whole No Shave November thing. It makes you look like a caveman. If I'm feeling nostalgic, I'd rather whip out some old pictures, not look at a prehistoric creature. http://www.sleepwarrior.com/the-cavemans-guide-to-quality-sleep Waiting for the Day No Shave November The worst time of the year un- less girls can partake As Americans we're promised equality and the pursuit of happiness so it's basically written...